Fake Plastic Trees


A                            A/F#m
Her green plastic watering can
                      E        D
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A     D
In the fake plastic earth
A                               A/F#m
That she bought from a rubber man
                   E        D
In a town full of rubber plans
       A      D
To get rid of itself

 
             Bm
It wears her out..
             A
It wears her out..
             Bm
It wears her out..
             A
It wears her out

 
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She lives with a broken man
                E       D
A cracked polystyrene man 
          A           D
Who just crumbles and burns
A                   A/F#m
He used to do surgery
                 E    D
For girls in the eighties
            A      D
But gravity always wins
 
                 Bm
And it wears him out..
             A
It wears him out..
             Bm
It wears him out..
      A
It weeeeeaaaars

 
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She looks like the real thing
                    E      D
She tastes like the real thing
          A     D
My fake plastic love
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But I can't help the feeling
                         E   D
I could blow through the ceiling
           A        D
If I just turn and run
 
                Bm
And it wears me out
            A
It wears me out
            Bm
It wears me out
            A
It wears me out
 
               Bm
And if I could be who you wanted
           A
If I could be who you wanted
       Bm
All the time..
       A
All the time..
       A