Vegematic




[Am] [Em] [Am] [E7] [Am]





[Am]Fell asleep last night with the TV on 

[E]Oh, what a [E7]dream I [Am]had 

[Am]Dreamed I went and answered every [E]single one of those late night mail order [E7]ads 

And [Am]four to six weeks later, much to [E]my surp[Am]rise

The [Am]mailman came to my front door 
  
And I [E]couldn't [E7]believe my [E]eyes 


When he brought the [Am]Vegematic 
  
And the [E]Pocket [E7]Fisherman [Am]too 

[Am]Illuminated [C]illustrated[Am] history of life 

[E]Boxcar Willie with a [E7]Ginzu knife 

A [Am]bamboo steamer, and a[E]  Garden Weasel too [Am]

And a [Am]tie-dyed[C] dayglo [Am]souvenir shirt from [E]Six Flags[E7] Over [Am]Burbank 

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Well the [Am]doorbell rang all morning 

[Am]and all through the [E]afternoon [Am]

I [Am]shook with freight as it rang all night 

To the [E]light of the [E7]Master Card [E]moon 
 
There was [Am]Parcel Post in the pantry 

[E]UPS in [E7]the hall[Am]  

[Am]COD [C] to the [Am]ceiling

[E]and I just [E7]couldn't pay for it [E]all 


I got the [Am]egg scrambler, with [E]a Seal-a-Meal[E7] carrying [Am]case 

A [Am]set of [C]presidential[Am] commemorative plates 

[E]So I could eat my eggs off[E7] the President's face [E]
 
A [Am]Minute Mender, and[E] a needle that'll[E7] knit or [Am]crochet 

And an [Am]autographed[C] photograph of [Am]Rin Tin Tin 

At [E]Six Flags[E7] Over [Am]Burbank 

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I [Am]remembered I was dreaming, so I gave a [E]mighty [Am]cheer 
 
When [Am]I awoke, it was no joke, cause[E] all that[E7] shit was [E]here 

So if [Am]you fall asleep with the TV on, [E]let me tell you what[E7] to do[Am]

[Am]Rip the tele[C]phone out of the [Am]wall [E]unless you want it to [E7]happen to [E]you 


You get the [Am]Vegematic, and the[E] Pocket [E7]Fisherman [Am]too 

[Am]Illuminated[C] illustrated [Am]history of [E]life 

And [E]Boxcar Willie with a [E7]Ginzu knife 

A [Am]bamboo steamer, and a [E]smokeless [E7]ashtray [Am]too 
 
And an [Am]all [C]expenses paid [Am]weekend for three at [E]Six Flags[E7] Over [A]Burbank